Friday, June 25, 2010

Recess Supervisor calls for bill to deport illegal apostrophes

And the first place to look is, as always, a Don Pridemore press release.

The bill will not address the major issue surrounding illegal immigration, which is the Federal Government’s responsibility of securing the border. Rep. Pridemore hopes that by taking the measures outlined above, the state of Wisconsin can show it’s support to the Federal Government to enforce their own laws, join the great state of Arizona who’s citizens are suffering the most while at the same time putting Wisconsin in a position of NOT being a magnet for attracting illegal’s leaving other states or countries and making Wisconsin their destination.

While we're at it, let's also deport staffers who can't comprehend basic rules of grammar.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Brill-lent writing.

Ordinary Jill said...

Too bad they never made a Schoolhouse Rock episode about punctuation.

 
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